1) Once there was a boy who was told to close the windows and doors of his air conditioned room. One day, he forgot to close the door and next day, his air con went missing.
Why did the air con went missing?
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Ans: His mother told him, "How many times must I tell you? Can you please close the door and windows of your room. Don't let the Air con escape!"
Ans: His mother told him, "How many times must I tell you? Can you please close the door and windows of your room. Don't let the Air con escape!"
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hahas, quite funny luh.
QUITE :D
The next one is a translaton of a well structured sentence,
and the other one is translated to Singlish,
using the same sentence.
hahas.
2) A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says "excuses me, do you have problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
and the rabbit says "No."
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
The edited singlish version. *winks
A bear and a rabbit shitting in the forest la.
Then hor....
The BEAR said " wei, pai seh ar, you got problem with shit stick at your fur ma?
Then hor....
The RABBIT said " No la!"
So the bear hor wiped his ass with the rabbit like a toilet paper lor.
:D
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